Friday, August 15, 2008

Moving to Tahiti

This is where I want to live nowOK, that settles it. I am moving to Tahiti. An industry bloke just does not get the same breaks where I’m from.

News from our good friend Mr. Effisk over on Pearl-Guide.com is that the tax has been voted out by the French Polynesian assembly earlier in the month. It will go back into effect in 2010. That should be enough time to suck all the black-pearl, shit-grade out of Tahiti and dNacre as delicate as a rice bubbleump it on the market. Way to go, guys! You’re future seems bright from here!

But get this! Members of the industry voted. Well, duh! Give me a chance to cancel my last check to the man and I'd take it!

But who are these industry people who have so much pull? Does anyone know? Are there a couple of powerful industry people who stand to benefit tremendously from a temporary tax suspension who would have enough pull to get a vote in the French Polynesian Assembly? And by the way, who were the replacements?

I don't even WANna venture guess.

Yip, yip, yip, yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sorry about the shout out. I just heard the on CNN that the 37 year-old members of a Domincan Little League team are going to be hosting a charity banquet with the 4 year-old girls of the Chinese gymnastic team for Falun Gong in Beijing.

And what the hell is the deal with Mastoloni?!
You know what they say. A fool and his pearls are soon humiliated.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Tahiti is one of the most beautiful countries on the face of Planet Earth!

I think powerful business tycoons has the power to control policies since they usually give money to politicinas during elections and in life nothing comes free.

Slraep said...

Dang, what IS the deal with Mastoloni? Seems this blog is serving them and those like them, a bitter yet crystal clear brew. And what is it that Bette Davis said in "All About Eve"? Oh yes, "Fasten you seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!" Wait, no, I mean "night". "It's going to be a bumpy night."