Should I Stay or Should I Go Now...?

So the Tahitians have decided to postpone the inevitable. GIE is not going to officially close their doors (unless they change their minds again) until December 31st.

An interesting move on their part. But why? Their funding is cut off. Their reason for existence is the promotion of Tahitian pearls and with an budget of zero PF francs, what are they going to do?

If GIE is broken, fix it. If it cannot be fixed, rebuild it. Give it a different name and develop a new, state-of-the-art promotional strategy. The days of ad slicks and champagne ass-kissing parties are over. The farmers need help!