I'm starting to get excited about this Dubai thing. Anyone else feeling it? Does someone want to front an aging pearl lover a ticket to the sandy Las Vegas in exchange for a couple of pearls?As Dubai looms closer and all the big dogs of the industry are getting ready to make their way to Atlantis, one has to wonder… is the timing really right?
While the current recession continues its stranglehold on the world, few feel it more than the sellers of luxury goods. Jewelry stores are going out of business, the much-anticipated (and needed) holiday showed a 34% drop in luxury sales at brick and mortar outlets, and a 24% drop online.
But it appears that the Dubai pearl party is going to proceed ahead as planned.
I think it we should all worry about those pearl mongers getting ready to hop on their private jets for some fun in the sun. Be careful! It is Dubai. With this cadre mix descending upon the little oasis, there are bound to be some problems.
1. Wan may be hip in French Polynesia, but in Dubai he's Asian!
2. I’ve heard Paspaley likes his juice in the morning, but it could land him in Jail!
3. Branellec is always surrounded by the most beautiful models. He better not get carried away! He should also remind the ladies to cover up on the beach!
4. Mr. Kelly, if you are going to be joining Nick on this trip, I'd advise you to trim those curly locks before leaving Australia.
2. I’ve heard Paspaley likes his juice in the morning, but it could land him in Jail!
3. Branellec is always surrounded by the most beautiful models. He better not get carried away! He should also remind the ladies to cover up on the beach!
4. Mr. Kelly, if you are going to be joining Nick on this trip, I'd advise you to trim those curly locks before leaving Australia.
Damn! Good luck guys (no, I really mean it). Have fun and try not to make headlines!
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Is that Bruno Wan getting arrested. No, those guys are way too skiny to be grappling with him that way. That dude is ripped,
Who is Bruno Wan? Robert Wan's son?
http://www.gia.edu/alumni/37391/2007_alumni_travel_program_photos.cfm
First picture on the right.
Whoa, he is ripped!!! He could take on Zeide Erskine in a wrestling match and win! Unless she fell on him backwards when he wasn't looking....then, probably nothing the paramedics did could ever revive him.
Hey professor!
How about a ticket to Dubai for your identity? That would be an even trade.
The Professor is not so easily bribed! Right?????????
That is a big bribe... but I wouldn't do well over there anyway.
http://forum.teamxbox.com/showthread.php?t=605174
Professor,
You don't seem like the kind that flicks your finger, nor are you Asian. You should do fine there.
Really? You don't think I flick my finger with this blog every day???
I can vouch for the Professor's finger flicking. He's the best finger flicker West of the Pecos!
Professor,
Is that what you think? I thought it's tell it like it is. Oh well. Maybe remaining anonymous will intrigue more people and if it suits you.
Anonymous said...
"Professor,
Is that what you think? I thought it's tell it like it is. Oh well. Maybe remaining anonymous will intrigue more people and if it suits you."
I think the Professor is a genius. He tells the truth yet remains anonymous whilst some other pseudo-genius(dumb-ass) tells lies under her real name.
CLICK ME PLEASE
My goodness! I had no idea that thread got more posts in Dec from others as well as BIG Z.
Anyway, Professor, if you remain anonymous that's fine. Just keep on posting or flicking or whatever you call it. I like this blog.
Professor,
Is that what you think? I thought it's tell it like it is. Oh well. Maybe remaining anonymous will intrigue more people and if it suits you.
It suits me well. Finger flicking and telling it like it is go hand in hand!
I just learned that kiteboarding was only allowed on "kite beach" and prohibited on Fridays.
I wonder if the wind abides by the rule too...
What the hell are you talking about, Effisk?!?? Never mind---I finally found you! What's this about Zeide Erskine's castle??? Is the wind going to blow you on down to the comments section in the Decadence That Takes The Cake article and spill the imaginary beans, or am I going to have to do something drastic like lasso you?
Be careful on that beach, Effisk. I hear foreigners can get in trouble for exercising on the sand.
Sex with the Sand - Finger Flicking - Pulling Fingers
I hope FX is going to take you up on the offer. I See that he actually lives quite close to my family castle (fortress ruin is closer to the facts). Anyhow, he can See, too, which means I have to keep a low profile or he'll know who and what I am sooner than is good for him.
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