tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post3517414638807295864..comments2011-08-10T12:16:48.262-07:00The Pearl Professorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02037330464912300202noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-76426677972952069042008-12-06T16:22:00.000-08:002008-12-06T16:22:00.000-08:00Ivan IV 'the Terribly Awesome' (1530-84) died while playing chess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-15671245698661056992008-11-27T08:27:00.000-08:002008-11-27T08:27:00.000-08:00grigory dude! where you at bro? put down da smirnoff an turn off da pretty rickys grind on me an quit kicking it wit the village chicken heads for a min. we gots an xxplosive situwaysun here! dont use the rubber gloves dis time. sorry bro i mean kid gloves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-63584071843408767162008-11-26T21:29:00.000-08:002008-11-26T21:29:00.000-08:00Summoning g. rasputin.......... your exorcism did not work. Valeria101 is at it again. I beg you to try again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-9847263661406759652008-11-13T19:43:00.000-08:002008-11-13T19:43:00.000-08:00Anonymous, I can tell that you are not Russian. Otherwise you would have known that it is NOT "Czar Ivan the Terrible" BUT "Czar Ivan the Awesome".<BR/><BR/>One cannot learn how to be a starets. One is born a starets. And one has to be Russian.g. rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-80553410548721807662008-11-12T10:38:00.000-08:002008-11-12T10:38:00.000-08:00That last video...is that the blessing of Russia's first Tsar, Ivan the Terrible?? No wonder Stalin took off in a hurry! Good work, Rasputin my man.<BR/><BR/>Your exorcism of valeria101 seems to have worked too. <BR/><BR/>Is there some kind of modern starets school I can apply to? I'm old, I don't shower very regularly, I drink a little too much for my own good, and I love the ladies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-81787219477713059022008-11-07T08:30:00.000-08:002008-11-07T08:30:00.000-08:00<B>AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHrrrrrrrRGGGGGGGH!</B> It's getting too hot! I must GO! Untill we meet again, Father Grigory, you Pecksniffian Siberiak swine!!!stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-21003344584453115272008-11-07T08:22:00.000-08:002008-11-07T08:22:00.000-08:00<B> Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili</B>(a.k.a. Stalin), you sadistic autocrat made of straw, back to the depths of HELL with you. Yes, squirm at my words, you contemptable adversary! Squirm like the wretched murderous vermin you are! Let the tables of history be turned so that now, I, Grigory Efimovich Rasputin, PURGE YOU from this commentary!!!<BR/><BR/>Gaze into my eyes, and SEE <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGBtMcSOVQY&feature=related" REL="nofollow">THIS</A>! And BEGONE! You loathsome carnificial!g. rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-73178695593529839072008-11-06T19:56:00.000-08:002008-11-06T19:56:00.000-08:00He, what you doing? Who calling me? I no see that video before. Everybody see how many Chinese now? Even scare me! I know it. I know it before. Scummy capitalism ruin my country! I not come out of glass coffin because pollution kill me! What happening? What you doing? So confused.chairman maonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-37473374088992452662008-11-06T11:51:00.000-08:002008-11-06T11:51:00.000-08:00Grigory! Have you noticed? My method is working! See how tyranny in the right place stops someone(valeria101) from further mortifying themself? It is for their own good! Forget your dilapidated hypnotic powers, you bibacious philosophizing priest, and admit that you are a good- for-nothing. I, on the other hand, am an indispensable!stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-36443755112602801702008-11-06T09:43:00.000-08:002008-11-06T09:43:00.000-08:00Bonaparte, you misguided liliputian, what exactly are you doing? How is that link any help to our trolling cause? How utterly childish! Why are you trolling comrade Rasputin's and my trolling? At least our trolling is to help the diseased mind of a woman devoid of compassion for whales, coral reefs and bald eagles. What are YOU here for? It is obvious that you just don't get IT! Perhaps that is because your nano-brain matches your microscopic stature! I should take you out for a ride in a boat on the Volga. And let's just say that it would not be a round trip for you or any other "amour de soi" grandiose aristocrat.stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-49122831280412912952008-11-06T03:11:00.000-08:002008-11-06T03:11:00.000-08:00Я не позволю вам оскорблять меня и мою семью.<BR/><A HREF="http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l219/teamdicky/NapoleonBike.jpg" REL="nofollow">Я собираюсь сейчас, до новых побед</A>Napoléonhttp://perles.effisk.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-90316189573568940092008-11-05T20:04:00.000-08:002008-11-05T20:04:00.000-08:00Bonaparte, you ambitious Corsican dwarf! I should have known your gargantuan ego would bring you here, you self-crowned "royal". How are your brothers? Has Louis cleared up that nasty case of advanced gonorrhea he had? What a dysfunctional family you come from. And what can a pathetic little anthropoid like you do for us here? Do you have any links to help that miscreant, Father Grigory?<BR/><BR/>HAH HA HA HA HA The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-20045181837556488552008-11-05T18:47:00.000-08:002008-11-05T18:47:00.000-08:00Stalin! Who is this insulting foreign intervener? What is he doing here? Have the gates of hell finally burst open? I have not even finished my initial exorcism. I only know the few words of french the Czarina taught me. Does he expect me to make small bavardage with him?<BR/><BR/>And so what if they named a beer after me? There is also a famous disco song named after me. It has a techno version. I have only seen your ugly patulous visage on cheap T-shirts with the words STALIN SUCKS printed underneath it!g. rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-74583520478791312802008-11-05T14:56:00.000-08:002008-11-05T14:56:00.000-08:00Stalin, Rasputin, you are just a buch of losers. I can't believe you are down to trolling on a blog.<BR/><BR/><BR/>(hey, can I join you?)Napoléonhttp://perles.effisk.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-28200524144349818072008-11-05T12:20:00.000-08:002008-11-05T12:20:00.000-08:00HAH! I knew you would come begging me for advice, comrade Rasputin. Did you know that in America, they named a beer after you? Yes, it is true! It is called Old Rasputin! But they should have called it The Wicked Smelly Stygian instead! Bah! Get out of my way, you scurfy amateur!<BR/><BR/>Here is my formidable link,<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/haha_america/" REL="nofollow">AS RED AS STALIN IS</A>stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-81463230651097723642008-11-05T11:53:00.000-08:002008-11-05T11:53:00.000-08:00the pearl professor said...<BR/><BR/><I>"How my post conjured the spirits of Grigori Rasputin and Joseph Stalin I am bewildered."</I><BR/><BR/> <B>SILENCE!!!!!!</B>stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-63855671942753005972008-11-05T11:35:00.000-08:002008-11-05T11:35:00.000-08:00What do you suggest, Stalin, you hypoglycemic despot?g. rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-17982626023782620212008-11-05T10:37:00.000-08:002008-11-05T10:37:00.000-08:00How my post conjured the spirits of Grigori Rasputin and Joseph Stalin I am bewildered.The Pearl Professorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02037330464912300202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-26692107170833331212008-11-05T10:29:00.000-08:002008-11-05T10:29:00.000-08:00So, is it working, you grotesque cenobitic impostor? No, of course not! I have even spotted another dissident! You and your methods are laughable. Your mind has grown feeble along with your supposed hypnotic powers. You are delirious if you think a little 12 year old girl will change anybody's mind! Bah! Why am I even speaking to you? But I will be nice and tell you WHY your method isn't working. It isn't oppressive enough! You undeodorized libertine! Dubiina! What a load of pious ejecta you are!stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-375223679864649482008-11-05T07:30:00.000-08:002008-11-05T07:30:00.000-08:00Stalin, you red fiend, I will get you later! First I must exorcize that WOMAN whom you so stupidly told to see a doctor! Are you writing an advice column now, you old Trotsky-hating flatulenturion? Why don't you save me the trouble and dissipate like the fart-in-the wind your shoddy authoritarian regime was? You are but an alcoholic bootmaker's son sent to a Tbilisi theological seminary to harrass altar boys!<BR/><BR/>But now, to the task at hand! Valeria101, LOOK INTO MY EYES. YES, THAT'S IT, LOOK INTO MY EYES NOW AND SEE <A HREF="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=11118465" REL="nofollow">THIS</A>g. Rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-65734822485773798782008-11-04T21:19:00.000-08:002008-11-04T21:19:00.000-08:00Rasputin! You manic religious brute! You are as repulsive and unwashed as Gregory Potemkin. Your threats are like Potemkin Villages! Why don't you be a good quasi-monk and chase some gypsy girls? Where is your precious Czarina, you bogus Man-of-God? Has she finally seen you for what you really are?---a scheming, dooling lech! So, you think you can cast me back to hell so easily? You are a bigger fool than I thought if you think you can succeed, you Khlisti strannik. You have no influence over me!stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-23364004823492006472008-11-04T19:04:00.000-08:002008-11-04T19:04:00.000-08:00No! Of course I don't disagree with your post. "With God in thought, but mankind in the flesh", can you blame these poor people and their delusions? They will be taught a lesson soon enough. <BR/><BR/>So, you think I am a phoney-starets? BUT it is you that is a false idol! You are a disfunctional colon in a communist bogeyman's costume! Back to hell with you. I don't know why they don't chain you up like a dog down there. You still think you are the omnipotent octopus from the old days! Balvan!g. rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-44494190787718192062008-11-04T17:53:00.000-08:002008-11-04T17:53:00.000-08:00Rasputin! You greasy, drunken and stinking barnyard pig belonging to a peasant! What? Are you here to offer comfort to my distressed soul? Bah! You fraud! Does the spirit of God rest upon a drunken bald satyr from Tobolsk? You stupid phoney-starets! You think Stalin is afraid of your eyes? If I could I would have you poisoned, shot, beaten and drowned in a river, all over again! Durak!!! <BR/><BR/>Do you disagree with my post? Is that it? Mudlo!stalin is risennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-61290264166833065892008-11-04T16:34:00.000-08:002008-11-04T16:34:00.000-08:00Stalin! You murderous, famine inducing and blaspheming dog! You know very well that you are not allowed to come out of your private hell hole of perpetual chess matches. Back, I say. Do not come out again! If you do, I will have you gaze into my eyes! Golovorez!!G. Rasputinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472622061301074167.post-70759513666563412202008-11-04T14:25:00.000-08:002008-11-04T14:25:00.000-08:00I have something to explain to valeria101. It is called Zoomorphism. Molecular biology has demonstrated how chimp genomes are 98.4% identical to human ones. Now seeing as chimps and other primates are members of the natural world, to a person with a modicum of smarts, this would lead them to the very likely conclusion that humans are part of the natural world too. We are all the same animal, with or without Paspaley pearls. If you do not wish to lift a finger to help the natural world then you are essentially saying that you don't give a turd about not only others, but yourself as well. I agree, if in your mind, you cannot get that 1+1 equals 2, and you know it, I wouldn't give a turd about myself either. I wouldn't make something like that public though. Neither would a chimp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com